<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470</id><updated>2011-07-07T18:07:47.496-07:00</updated><category term='fail'/><category term='pudgy beads'/><title type='text'>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-6405965107240130140</id><published>2009-06-30T10:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T10:31:39.672-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dental Hell</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The following is an unpaid advertisement and in no way reflects the principals of this blogger.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z71X8UAt6Ys/SkpKK_P7TfI/AAAAAAAAAvk/qBBebh7SP8w/s1600-h/Dental+Hell.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z71X8UAt6Ys/SkpKK_P7TfI/AAAAAAAAAvk/qBBebh7SP8w/s320/Dental+Hell.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353172659720637938" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This is a real advert that has been living on my fridge ever since it arrived in the mail a month ago. I just can't get over the fact that someone thought this would lure you in to their office. I love imagining the poor graphic artist who was asked to design it. Enjoy.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-6405965107240130140?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/6405965107240130140/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/dental-hell.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/6405965107240130140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/6405965107240130140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/dental-hell.html' title='Dental Hell'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_z71X8UAt6Ys/SkpKK_P7TfI/AAAAAAAAAvk/qBBebh7SP8w/s72-c/Dental+Hell.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-2430239752232962656</id><published>2009-06-26T17:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-26T17:11:21.092-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Today in Dickishness</title><content type='html'>June 26th&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why drive the common way, when you can happily cruise the car pool lane?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xQ3hYXCcx0M/SkVjVYM1V9I/AAAAAAAAAAU/5_-qbId2imE/s320/Dickish+1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351792951124383698" /&gt;Mr. Lexus Driver agrees and proves so by careening across three lanes of traffic and a quadruple yellow divider to get to everyone's favorite lane, the old HOV. Another driver honks a friendly toot as the Lexus slides mere inches in front of him then settles in for a casual cruise down the 405.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone wants to use the car pool lane but not everyone wants it so bad. For that Mr. Lexus Driver, today belongs to you.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Posted by Micah and Evie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-2430239752232962656?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/2430239752232962656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/today-in-dickishness.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/2430239752232962656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/2430239752232962656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/today-in-dickishness.html' title='Today in Dickishness'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xQ3hYXCcx0M/SkVjVYM1V9I/AAAAAAAAAAU/5_-qbId2imE/s72-c/Dickish+1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-418857798703262367</id><published>2009-06-23T18:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T18:48:11.692-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pudgy beads'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fail'/><title type='text'>When you think of FAIL you think of them. . .</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VF1QsxqtVy8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VF1QsxqtVy8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-418857798703262367?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/418857798703262367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/when-you-think-of-fail-you-think-of.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/418857798703262367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/418857798703262367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/when-you-think-of-fail-you-think-of.html' title='When you think of FAIL you think of them. . .'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-8709504497413353325</id><published>2009-06-16T12:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.521-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Seal Performance videos</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; "&gt;&lt;div style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: auto; font: normal normal normal 100%/normal Georgia, serif; text-align: left; "&gt;A month or so back I got hired on by Guerilla Hollywood to edit these Seal performance videos! I am starting to hear these cover songs in malls and stores, it was a really short turn around and I didn't sleep for a couple of nights, so when I hear it, I want to take a nap haha, sorry no offense Seal :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kost1035.com/cc-common/ondemand/player.html?apid=5515&amp;amp;mid=204302"&gt;Seal - A Change Is Gonna Come&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shared via &lt;a href="http://addthis.com/"&gt;AddThis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mikeD&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-8709504497413353325?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/8709504497413353325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/seal-performance-videos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/8709504497413353325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/8709504497413353325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/seal-performance-videos.html' title='Seal Performance videos'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-3117753452348237986</id><published>2009-06-16T11:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.544-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cadillac CTS-V KBB Review</title><content type='html'>This is a review of the Cadillac CTS-V for Kelley Blue Book, www.kbb.com. This is an amazing car, I am absolutely shocked that I am lusting for a Cadillac at my age, but I am. I directed and edited this video, enjoy!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4LqRqQ22iag&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4LqRqQ22iag&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;MikeD&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-3117753452348237986?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/3117753452348237986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/cadillac-cts-v-kbb-review.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/3117753452348237986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/3117753452348237986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/cadillac-cts-v-kbb-review.html' title='Cadillac CTS-V KBB Review'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-2895500039279309297</id><published>2009-06-16T11:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.551-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Watch out! Published Author in the Blog!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times; "&gt;&lt;div style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: auto; font: normal normal normal 100%/normal Georgia, serif; text-align: left; "&gt;Exciting news! I have been writing articles for Maclife.com for quite some time, but just recently, one of my featured articles was picked up for the print magazine! Yes someone actually spent money to print words that I wrote on real paper, it's crazy, I know. I am going to try to use this in every conversation from this point forward, "Well, as a published author, I think......" Haha.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Here is the Article,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; "&gt;Ten Things Every Final Cut User Should Know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and if that is just too much nerd for you check out this article from my trip to China:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.maclife.com/article/feature/haggling_faux_iphones_china"&gt;Haggling for iPhones in China&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;MikeD&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-2895500039279309297?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/2895500039279309297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/watch-out-published-author-in-blog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/2895500039279309297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6240724022398847470/posts/default/2895500039279309297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/watch-out-published-author-in-blog.html' title='Watch out! 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-2049531249510943318</id><published>2009-06-16T11:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.558-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Robot Girl</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;A short film/music video from my days at the Academy of Art University.  Starring Roberto Baldwin and Michelle DeLano, all set to an Aphex Twin song.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; min-height: 17px; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;mikeD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-19f8fed5de5931d0" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" 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Girl'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-5071232613683708200</id><published>2009-06-16T10:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.566-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Beaver Run Cafe Trailer</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-4b0446e7bc951134" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;Quite a few years ago, I cut this trailer for a Producer friend of mine.  It’s for the independent film “Beaver Run Cafe”.  Kind of a supernatural, lesbian thing happening.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; min-height: 17px; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 20px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;mikeD&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);  font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/2009/06/beaver-run-cafe-trailer.html' title='Beaver Run Cafe Trailer'/><author><name>Kung Fu Bitch Pirate</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01904589469016850563</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-9214219322776856555</id><published>2009-06-16T10:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.599-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Realultimatepower.net</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="webkit-fake-url://4128E81B-1EFB-4581-B6CD-6451A9B08B7A/image.tiff" /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;Classic 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6240724022398847470.post-2948847276211228230</id><published>2009-06-16T10:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T17:45:50.593-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Wendy</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="webkit-fake-url://A4683BE6-133B-42D4-ABD7-AB7DA3ADA4CD/image.tiff" /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;I love this movie.  I had heard it was strange, thats why it ended up in the ever growing and seemingly endless expanse that is my netflix que.   Terry Gilliam meets Young Guns, no he didn’t direct it and no its not a western.....well kind of.  Lars Von Trier wrote a movie about a pacifist that finds love in the steely embrace of a gun.  This is that movie.  Fast forward, he shares his joy with some misfits, some lady needs some coffee real bad and all hell breaks loose.  Netflix it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 15px/normal Arial; "&gt;mikeD&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);  font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6240724022398847470-2948847276211228230?l=kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://kungfubitchpirate.blogspot.com/feeds/2948847276211228230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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